Redneck Band-Aid

Yo I got stabbed luckily I had a Redneck Band-Aid on me.
by BurntAce January 20, 2021
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Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.
by JB9903 September 09, 2016
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redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.
my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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Redneck's Friday night

The typical start to every Redneck's weekend.
Grab a can of Canada Dry ginger ale, some chicken, and a little bit of cousin fuckin' and you've got yourself a Redneck's Friday night.
by SquidSplitter June 01, 2015
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Redneck Enginenuaty

When a white person makes their own tools.
This half car half truck is some redneck Enginenuaty.
by DenSum December 25, 2020
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redneck yardsale

A large mass of whitetrash items ( fake flamingos, stained chairs, etc.) that aren't actually for sale.
I thought I saw a couch I could buy, but it was just a redneck yardsale.
by QT swaggy March 16, 2014
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