Smart redneck

Does typical redneck things but will talk to you hours on end about philosophy, history and science all while drinking a case of bud light.

Smart redneck: Skeeter's the smartest redneck at the bar until he gets past 12 bud lights, then it's anybody's guess

by Smart redneck December 10, 2018

The redneck derby

When your riding a horse and having sex doggy style while the horse is moving.

Her dad caught us doing the redneck derby.

by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015

City Redneck

A City Redneck is a person who lives in the city but refuses to be trapped inside an office, wearing a shirt and tie, instead, they spend their days outside, working hard or LIVING THE WAY THEY WANT TO

I am a City Redneck.

by Thereallighter21 October 1, 2018

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

The Lonely Redneck

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.

The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...

by Nickslice October 19, 2009

Washington Redneck

A redneck in washington hunts anything from chipmunk to deer to elk, chases after cougers shirtless with a pocket knife, can kill a 24 pack of beer and still drive fine, drives a 4x4, everything has to be camo, does that thang, dips everything from redman, husky to cope, calls his home up in the mountians, waves that confederate flag proudly, has a refridgerator, comcast tv for the hunting channel and fish smokers out by his shed to by the fire surrounded by stolen stone steps, slight country northwest accent, doesnt care what a girl thinks about dip, wakes up and takes a dip before his 8 am beer, finds sliding wood across a big dog kennel a entertaining game when drunk, knows lots of stupid jokes, doesnt mind pissing guys off when starting a fight and telling them there mought looks pretty, can finish a half gallon of whiskey by himself in one night, pulls amazingly hott girls that dig the redneck thing, has cowboy boots, has cowboy hats, cuts all the sleeves of every type of shirt he owns, has the window down in the truck in every warm and cold month of the year, has more knifes than any one man should have and always has fun and never backs down from a punks trying to fight

a Washington Redneck would know every part of the definition is all true and been done

by ezlivn89 February 20, 2009

Blackfoot redneck

A Native American of the Blackfoot tribe who keeps his hair short and wears only T-shirts with no collar.

Known to have worked on the Blackberry Plantation under the hot sun.

Their motto is "Never a lie, and never give up."

My collars are not blue nor are they white, just ask uncle Heck,
Walking in the lake of fire created a Blackfoot redneck.

by Spiritual-Master January 22, 2022