THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!

he is not real i am zam THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is just a fake

and zam is not orange but he is red!

MOROT i am zam not u THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is a faker i am a shikoty shanker zimothy zmaster lover and hater i am an all out player!

by i am zam March 31, 2003

Real-Serenity

Cheating trailer trash with a stapled stomach and a fixation with pussy; One who cheats while her husband is at his blue collar job then lies about it when you can hear her birds in the background of another male chatters mic;

*Tweet tweet* ... Serenity you CHEAT! lol

by anti_yeah_who_chee_f_it December 5, 2004

real fast!

A term used to describe a state of excitement or emphasis upon something or someone.

Shorty was lookin fly as a muthafucka, real fast!

by Mark No. June 20, 2006

Real love

On this night you must give your boyfriend and hand job or head or be the best girl give them everything tonight :)

Real love Give him what he wants

by Skippie boyyy October 22, 2019

The Struggle Is Real

A reassuring phrase you offer to a person whom is under the influence of marijuana and struggling at a task due to being seriously high. The phrase signifies that you understand what they are dealing with and are not judging them for being to high to function properly and that they are free to be themselves ensuring good "vibes". It can also be used at times for a friend whom is uncomfortably stoned and they need to lay down or put both head phones in, stating that they're not being weird and that their "struggle" is indeed "real" and that you respect that.

Dude 1: holding bong "Damn man I'm to stoned to hold this bowl"
Dude 2: couch locked next to him "The struggle is real man, the struggle is real"

Dude 1: Stammering and laughing at a drive through ordering mic
*pull away from mic*
Dude 1: "I totally fucked that up"
Dude 2: "The struggle is real man"

by CrowBar June 25, 2014

The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

the real stranger

when you bend a girl over a window ceil (so her head is out of the window). you do the switcharoo with a friend then leave. go outside and wave to her so she she can see you thru the window

hey man watch this we gave her the real stranger. She thinks I'm fucking her and I'm gonna wave too her!

by c_poynter50 July 4, 2011