T-pained

Sprung or sweating somebody

Man I am so T-pained

by L.Nicole April 28, 2006

upside down pineapple cake

The girl is upside down with her head hanging off the bed/couch and she is giving the boy a blowjob. When he cums she keeps it in her mouth and proceeds to spray it all over his body, hence the topping on the cake.

Boy1: dude, why are you all sticky?
Boy2: girlfriend tried something new, the upside down pineapple cake!
Boy1: you need to end that relationship asap.

by angelD2010 March 8, 2009

Pinecone

Misspelling of pineapple.

I sure love pinecones.

by Rammacore November 1, 2012

Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.

Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.

by PJ lover January 17, 2010

Pineapple Surprise

When you shave your pubes and then let them grow for 2-3 weeks, you will start to get ruff prickles around your fanny that resemble the spikes on a pine apple. Then when you go to have sex with someone you do not warn them about it so they are scratched by your hairs, hence the Pineapple Surprise

"Ow Bitch yo fanny hairy" "Pineapple Surprise mother fucker"

by monkey lover237 December 5, 2013

Phinea

A nice girl, with decent breasts and an awesome booty. Generally sweet, but sometimes can get mad when you grab her ass.

-Whoa, Phinea sure has a nice booty!

by Mr. Hancock October 25, 2011

Pine Beetle Epidemic

The central interior of British Columbia is currently experiencing a Pine Beetle Epidemic. Thousands of hectares of pine forests are dead or dying die to infection by pine beetles. The epidemic has partially been caused by Climate Change, because the winters in the interior no longer get cold enough to hold the pine beetle in check.

The Pine Beetle Epidemic is going to kill most of the trees in Interior British Columbia.

by moonbug November 13, 2006