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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: class, did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.
Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!
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Hasan Piker

haˈsan ˈpī-kər

1
A person who believes they are not as extremely retarded as they actually are.

2
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3
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See also Dunning-Kruger
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Karen is such a Hasan Piker. She totally thinks people don't see through her bullshit

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There goes Karen again trying to get more brownie points by pulling another Hasan Piker.

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His parents disowned him after he moved to California and became one of those hasan pikers.
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Flaming Pucker

The burning sensation which takes place in the sphinkter after consuming spicy foods, usually occurring during the mornings first bowel movement.

Habanero peppers, jalapeño peppers, ghost peppers, etc.
Man, I really need to take it easy with the spicy foods!
I had a Flaming Pucker this morning after last nights spice fest!
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the horizontal poker

Mean , Sex . Good , dirty, hot , wild sex! lol
Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?

No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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