vacurine poop pump

its a vacume that sucks the shit right out of your ass

thanks to the vacurine poop pump i dont even have to get up out of bed ever again! thanks v.p.p

by Wirmjams November 4, 2019

Drewby Poop

A drewby poop is a kid with a really big fucking head and nasty grotesque rotten ass teeth that haven't been brushed in a long ass time, a drewby poop thinks he knows everything but he's actually really fucking stupid, a drewby poop normally eats his own shit and plays with it for entertainment, he's also known to shit in his pants instead of a toilet, another thing to know about a drewby poop is that if you don't give them what they want they will threaten to kill you, drewby poop will most likely become the next hitler

damn klutzy you're such a drewby poop

by connoryoung May 14, 2020

minty poop

When you eat something minty and you poop. For some reason, it smells like a mint.

Jackson: today, I just had a minty poop
Michael: NO FUCKING WAY. HOW DID THOSE MINTS MAKE YOU POOP?!?!?

by A_Formal_Fart November 10, 2020

Smoking poop like 123 set hut

an Amber Hazel's favorite phrase.

"Smoking poop like 123 SET HUT" *sparks lighter* "Fuck high school" *hits crack pipe full of shit*

by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020

National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.

Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!

by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021

‘Stallis Poop Noodle

A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.

Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

butt sticker poop

An alarming condition that may soon reach epidemic status, butt sticker poop refers to a poop that, rather than fall harmlessly into the water, resists both the gravitational pull and bowel push that usually expels poop from the butt into the toilet, instead clinging to the butt hole leaving an unpleasant fecal residue that is often difficult to wipe.

While the exact causes of butt sticker poop are unknown, experts hypothesize that it could be the result of many factors including but not limited to: stressful daily routine, excessive consumption of boneless wings, low potassium levels, wild and unkempt anal hair, and underwear that doesn't fit properly.

Butt sticker poop is not thought to be contagious though it is advised you stay away from a person suffering with BSP as they may be irritable and surly until the condition passes. For those suffering with BSP doctors recommend bed rest and a lengthy post-poop shower.

Thomas: Hey Wendell, congrats on the new boneless wing consumption record.

Wendell: Thanks big T, but i don't know if it was worth it I have a mondo case of butt sticker poop.

Thomas: Holy Toledo! BSP is never fun, you better hit the showers

by Jon Kitna's sister December 10, 2010