shit ball player

When a guy takes a baseball and sticks it between a girls ass cheeks, then hits the ball with a bat until it goes up her butt.

Tom wishes he could be a shit ball player. Then play shit ball with Julia.

by #7 Butt Pirates January 16, 2010

Noob-like player

A video gamer who thinks they are a noob cause they look like one but are very good at the game

Your a noob-like player but your amazing at this game.

by Nila pie December 21, 2018

controller player 74

A big loser who likes to eat penis

Bob:hey did u see controller player 74
Jeff:yeah he’s a loser

by What’s going guys September 13, 2020

Windows Media Player

The greatest media player ever created, no media player surpasses its pure awesomeness.

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player.
Person 2: You are the coolest person I have ever met.

by Hellmine Cornish April 7, 2023

Geometry Dash Player

Another way of saying "Virgin"

he: girl hes a Geometry Dash Player

her: ew

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

Leauge of Legends player

A typically fat no lifer that tends to play genshin impact. Also never touches grass and gets no bitches

Hey, jimmy seems like such a leauge of legends player hes always on his phone and never pulls

by rufidghioreajslooghfougbihdng; December 4, 2022

Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99

Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago

by pxxceful July 22, 2023