by Pudman216 February 02, 2018
(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)
Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”
Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”
by Banana & Split June 11, 2022
by RubySoho76 October 24, 2010
"...and I said: -Bitch, don´t play loco with me, pay me that bill and get the hell outta here."
"Hey ya nigga! Don´t you try to play loco with me and gimme that ball!"
"Hey ya nigga! Don´t you try to play loco with me and gimme that ball!"
by DISMADARFAKAR April 10, 2015
When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole
by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019
Along the lines of "playing dead", but the dude version. This is a tactic men (or even women) use when their girl(boy)friends or wives(husbands) are talking and they want to pretend not to hear what they are saying so that they don't have to address or acknowledge their wants and/or needs.
I think your boyfriend hears you when you complain about all the gas you waste driving to and from his house every day. I think he knows you want to move in with him, he's just playing dude.
by jwalker720 November 09, 2010
1. "You wanna go out tomorrow night?"
2. "Na can't mate"
1. " what u doing?"
2. " I got work"
1. "Fair play. How about Friday?"
2. "Yh thats cool"
1."alright calm. See u then"
2. "Na can't mate"
1. " what u doing?"
2. " I got work"
1. "Fair play. How about Friday?"
2. "Yh thats cool"
1."alright calm. See u then"
by Flynn Garcia August 09, 2021