piss pipe

The penis.

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine

He took off like a rat up a drain pipe

by forfal August 10, 2004

Wesley Pipes

the pipe that Thurgood Jenkins, Scarface, and Brian smoke on half baked when Kenny was in jail in the move "Half Baked".

Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.

Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?

Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!

by mike j mofaku May 8, 2008

piplup

A blue penguin that I like to snuggle with.

Piplup is so cute, that I want to snuggle with it.
I saw a stuffed animal penguin in the store and it looked just like piplup, I wanted to take it home and snuggle with it.

by Piplup Snuggler October 7, 2012

Pipsqueek

pipskwēk Olde English.

n. A term of endearment for a lovable girl that you want to take care of until you are dead, despite all of her past curiosities and brazen relentlessness, as well as, any idiosyncrasy that she has ever had or may acquire.

Pipsqueek is for show the opposite of Pipsqueak.

Etymology: Pip + Squeak

"My darling Pipsqueek? Will you lock the door before you come to bed? We don't want any of those cheesehead twacked out faux nigga swerves to break in. I really wish they had some of that Obama magic."

"Jesus, well look at you... Can you point that high powered perception at yourself?? You're always such a racist and retarded Obamamaniacal harp. I think I even fucking feel fucking disenfranchised after hearing that. Why don't you go and shut the fucking door?"

"I will, Pipsqueek."

by KVoorhees October 18, 2008

pay the piper

1) To get what's coming to you (i.e. get your comeuppance).

You thought you could get away with ripping me off that time. Well, now it's time to pay the piper.

by TheKoW January 12, 2008

pipes

Short for piperazines. They are commonly sold as a ecstasy. But any one who has taken ecstasy before isnt fooled as piperazines have no empathetic effects and have a shitty comedown.

My dealer keeps selling me pipes. I dont even think he knows what e is supposed to feel like.

by KandiDrippinBigBloodyAxe July 4, 2011