moon pie

Possibly the most disgusting sex-act ever known to both man and machine.
The act of going to a party of drunkeness, getting someone to pass out from drunkeness (amongst other things), pulling down ones (meaning yours) pants, taking a massive poo on their chest, ejaculating gooey substance on the poo, and lastly, taking another massive poo on the gooey substance of which is atop the mountainous poo-mountain below it.
As soon as this act of nastyness is complete, one (meaning you) would be best to completely dissapear from the party.

Chris (by the urbandictionary.com rules, he's not a real person-don't try to find him, it'd be a waste of time) totally decided to moon pie that chick.
It was so nasty, I couldn't stop vomitting.

by maskedpantsman December 10, 2006

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Moo Pie

A caucasian male, over 6' 0" is called this term when his girlfriend is over a foot shorter then him. Also, this man usually acts stubborn and tends to forget he does not 'wear the pants' in the relationship.

Can sometimes be called 'Moo' for short.

I love you Moo Pie!

Good morning Moo.

by whtthunda13 May 18, 2011

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high as a pie

When one is so high that he feels like hes baked into a pie.

man tht kid is high as a pie!
im as high as a pie!

by Ben n Sam July 19, 2006

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frito pie

An extreme sexual act in which 1 partner eats a bag of frito corn chips then vomits into the anus of their partner and then the 2nd partner lays on their stomach to receive a severe anal pounding using the vomit as lube. After ejaculating into the anus the 2nd partner then pushes it out while still lying on their stomach. The end result should then have the desired appearance.... note one may also choose to eat this wonderful meal as well

Damn that frito pie really chaffed my dick

by king fugu fish April 4, 2009

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