Parker

Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.

Girl one: Parker is so sweet!

Me: what are you on?

by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 21, 2015

peter parker

when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.

i pulled a peter parker on a girl the other day.

by tkifr February 17, 2008

pecker

Big dick

you saw that pecker over there yo?

by Pseudnymian September 12, 2013

The Sarah (Parker)

one who has a dynamite personality, "sparks" even, and an uncommon affinity for unicorns. bonds easily with those who like shiny things and share a childlike whimsy in life. commonly known to posess fiery red hair.

"hi i like shiny things, want to be besties!" the sarah (parker) would say yes, this is goodness.

by Jesus Christ April 12, 2005

Parkersburg

The capital of all football.

A small town of 2000 people in northeast Iowa where football was invented. The high school, Aplington-Parkersburg High School, has produced 4 NFL players. It's a school of less than 300 students.

The four players are:
Casey Wiegmann - Kansas City Chiefs
Jared Devries - Detroit Lions
Brad Meester - Jacksonville Jaguars
Aaron Kampman - Green Bay Packers

Parkersburg is extremely boring with the exception of Friday nights in the fall.

by anonymous October 23, 2004

Parker

a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.

a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah

Person 1: Eww look at that weird guy over there

Person 2: Oh my goshh hes such a parker ! gross.

by shinkbob June 15, 2008

pecker bitch

a pecker bitch is a dumb tall blonde creole coon ass from louisisana who can't pronunciate his words correctly and is balding, hunts gators in his home in the bayou and throws empty threats like 'im gonna stompa mud hole n' yer ass'. also he is very lazy and fat and lazy. also thinks he is number two to the messiah but is wrong and wizard island is acctualy number two

avants is a pecker bitch

by chacalicious October 31, 2008