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Polish Threads

An effeminate article of clothing worn by a straight man who can pull off wearing it without looking gay.

•The name is derived from the floral costumes Polish men are often seen wearing on holidays.
•One need not necessarily proclaim a " no homo " when recognising any Polish Threads as fire, fly, or sweet, etc.
•One may own more than one piece of Polish Threads, but if he really into it, then he kinda sus

•Polish Threads are in no way gay, and are supportive of the fact that men can wear and appreciate stereotypically "effeminate" things without in any way damaging their masculinity.
•Hawaiian shirts do not count as Polish Threads
Person 1: Damn, them some sweet Polish Threads!

Person 2: Thanks! I appreciate your lack of ignorance regarding the depth and complexity of male expression possible through clothing!
by moinstavich May 21, 2019
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Polish faggot

A polish faggot is like a regular faggot except he enjoys doing Alaskan pipeline’s and eating crumpets with apricot jam on them. They generally don’t have family, and this is what causes these habits. As well as this they also only date males and are only males, suggested by the word faggot.
Polish Faggot! “hey there cutie”
Man: im straight
Polish faggot: I DONT CARE proceeds to Alaskan pipeline the man without his consent
by Local Memestar May 29, 2019
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Polish Deepthroat

Unfortunately many a Polish seem to have been rig scripted into being part of some slanderous attempt at undermining our Freedom based society here with some horrid perverse agenda. While not all slander slut slags may equally visually resemble the infamous monica lewinsky for which the so called "monica lewinsky situation" is named after it being a way ti refer to slander attempts and general evil plots, the Polish Deepthroat is what it is called when the entire situation seems to hinge on some poor young throat being basically scapegoated..

Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.

Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.
"Yes! The Woman I picked up looks like Monica Lesinski" thought Stan, "she is gunna choke on me like a classic Polish Deepthroat in some sort of hearst style Monica Lewinski Situation all bundled up in Polish Deepthroat spiddle...
by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019
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Polish Jesus

Very cool kid known as "chill guy" or "depression god"
Long-hair guy, no-smoke and Shephard lover and not sure about that
Loves life and no smoke for sureee
When they ask me: "Watchuuu doinggg?" I answer: " VINTAGE and I'm good"
Girl 1: Have you seen the new student Polish Jesus, he looks quite focus on studies and minimalistic
Girl 2: Are you sureeeee&watchuu doinggg???
Girl 3: Shephard likes this Polish Jesus for sureeee.
by Lil Khan December 11, 2019
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Polished voice

I have a polished voice
by RedDreams December 15, 2019
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polish ea

Polish ea is like the sex postion 69. but exept two average sized people its two dwarfs. The polish ea postion includes biting the other person genitals visa/versa
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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Polish up the toke

To improve the inhale of a bong rip. Gotta be at least 10 seconds.
Dude you really need to polish up the toke. That was a pussy hit bro
by NickBob123 August 16, 2019
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