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Pelvic pizza

Pelvic pizza is a term for Vagina
i think I'll go for some pelvic pizza tonight!
by Kapone33 March 22, 2017
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angry pizza

The act of going about your business with a female during her mentrual cycle. This act typically creates a red stain on the bed sheets where at the point of orgasm, the male pulls out and shoots his load onto said stain creating an angry looking pizza patch.
The mess we made of the sheets last night looked like an angry pizza.
by Uwelads March 29, 2017
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Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.
(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.
by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017
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Pizza Dog

Look at your pizza dog! He is totally pizzaed down on the bed!
by mulesrule March 6, 2017
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Pizza Rage

An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.
When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".
by t-boy January 17, 2018
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Licking the pizza

A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.
He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.
by akmidas February 7, 2018
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pizza marine

A person who wants to become a marine but can't because they work at a pizza store
by Yeeter BB January 5, 2017
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