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Penis Pirate

Same thing as rectum raider but a gay man inserts his pirate (penis) into his partners anus.
Chris is my favorite Penis Pirate.
by Tim and Chris February 16, 2003
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Butt Pirate

A man who rides the rough seas of another mans anus... and likes it... a lot
I know a butt pirate who said "The seas were rough last night. ARGH!" which means he is a faggot
by Terango111 January 9, 2009
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Pink Pirate

A Pink Pirate is a combination of a pink sock and an angry pirate.
Right after the pink sock,you pull out and blast the victim the eye and then you...well you know the rest.
I gave Sally a Pink Pirate and man was she pist.

"Limp away Sally" Ha-ha!
by Ajax21 September 6, 2006
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Danish Pirate

The art of dropping ones pants around their ankles so that they are bare bottom and then bending over and spreading their cheeks and farting in the general direction of another person.
My wife told me to stop with the dutch ovens so I started going with the Danish Pirate.
by The Poncho One August 22, 2008
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pissed off pirate

while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stomps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.

Origin: Latin
by Stuphreak8 August 3, 2006
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wounded pirate

After getting great head from Denise, I pulled out and sprayed her in the eye, then I kicked her in the shin. As she hobbled after me down the hall, she resembled a "wounded pirate."
by Matt September 1, 2004
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Ass Pirate

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.
Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.
by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007
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