decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.

Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.

by tensa.ii January 5, 2024

Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.

Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022

Political ambition-fueled orgasm

(To be abbreviated p.a.f.o): a new mental health disorder, when you're so blinded by your political ambition that said ambition becomes almost orgasmic. It may lead to TDS

Political ambition-fueled orgasm is not a reason to resist Donald Trump's ideas for reform

by Sexydimma November 23, 2024

orgasm

my sinful wifes favorite thing.

i love orgasms

by Moan intensifies November 14, 2023

All the women are orgasming at the same time

Says Sad Dad...

Hym "All the women are orgasming at the same time? I mean, I meant it as a joke initially. I didn't actually expect it to happen... But if I can do THAT.... Than what's to stop me from making you suck on the barrel of a gun? Or walk off the roof of the white house..."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Orgasm Mansplainer

Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.

First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.

person 1: "You just came."
person 2: "You are such an orgasm mansplainer."

by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023