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i hope to spit

Mostly used in rural areas with lots of farming land. It means that for the sake of the person or thing, you hope they don't do something stupid to piss you off or else.
"I hope to spit I never see his mother because I have some choice words for her. "
by SMLMystery1 February 16, 2020
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Spit Chungus

It is a game played between two people in which both participants compete to accumulate the most spit on the other person's body.
Most commonly initiated by one participant against the other participant's knowledge, and once it has become apparent then both engage in the game.
The game lasts until one player decides to call a truce, in which the other player is awarded as winner of Spit Chungus.
Person 1: Dude, why is there spit all over my shoes?

Person 2: Spit Chungus! Try to beat that...
by NoshyCap January 12, 2025
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The Spitting Cobra

A drunken move done by mimicking a cape over ones face with their jacket that can defuse hostile situations, confound enemies, express disgust in an amusing way and stuns the opponent temporarily allowing for a hasty and safe exit. You must hiss while doing so otherwise you will look like a fool.
'Ere mate what you doing talking to my girl'
*does the spitting cobra*
'Woah sorry man, didn't mean to talk to you like that'
by shannymcfee May 28, 2015
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spit on the salmon

To spit on the salmon means to suck a dick.

The term comes from norwegian, and is «Spøtte på laksen» in norwegian.

Note! Since salmon is a normal cuisine in Norway it is important to remember to not use the term in a conversation about food.
Did u get some at the party?- friend

Nja, I meet this guy, but I was on my period, so I could only spit on the salmon.-
by Cheesylobster August 10, 2019
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Snake That Spits

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.
by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013
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spitting genius

the act of speaking extremely intelligent or genius-like words or phrases.

saying something a genius would say
"you are spitting genius right now." i told the man as he explained his theory of the universe to me
by Miss Lil March 14, 2011
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Alabama spit swap

When on man ejaculate into another mans urethra
Last night me and Donny we’re wrastlin and we gave each other the old Alabama spit swap
by Thicc shawty April 15, 2022
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