Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 09, 2009
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Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
by bodanglez91 July 06, 2010
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weather ball

a large sphere on top of the citizens bank building in downtown flint michigan, s. saginaw st. to be exact... a local landmark of sorts... it glows, and the color indicates the next day's weather. red= warmer, blue= colder, yellow= the same temp. if it is blinking then it means precipitation.
person 1: did you see the weather ball?
person 2: yeah it was blinking yellow.
person 1: dammit, i hate rain!
by green_eyes April 17, 2006
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ball-cack

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!
by Ian Chode October 09, 2003
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Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).
Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
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Bare Ball

West Coast Surfing Slang (Los-Angeles) -

To wear shorts or pants without underwear.

Referring to not covering the male testicles.
Crap! I forgot to bring a extra underwear. I guess I'll have to bear ball it.

Or

I hate bare ballin' it just doesn't feel right.
by Kuerno May 23, 2008
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blog balled

Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.
We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.
by JaackAce April 21, 2008
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