A trash club that is about to be finished in 2026, that gets all its money from the Oil Lords. About to get thrashed in the future Champions Leagues by real teams, its real fans will not be able to do anything, as they don't exist. The club loves oil (money) and plastic (fans).
by The Oompaloompa February 18, 2024
A club that has no history and uses oil money to buy players. They bought players like the ghost Paaland and De bruyne which gives Paaland his tap ins. This club has 1 ucl and has less that Nottingham Forest. Its clear Manchester is red.
Please give Paaland penalties and passes from de Bruyne or he will ghost.
Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.
Please give Oil City there oil money or they will ghost.
by PaalandGhosting September 27, 2023
by Petey_Panda March 26, 2024
by Thesaldoilguy December 13, 2013
The refinery company that drills, extracts, refines, and distributes oil and it's counterparts all over the Mushroom Kingdom.
We wouldn't have Mario Kart without Bowser Oil!
by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021
Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.
Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!
by JowlMaster April 18, 2023
by Corneales mcdoon March 25, 2018