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Oiling the wood

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant
last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood
by the_wrangler February 21, 2009
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Oilfield-Trash

Oilfield trash is a term given to someone who works in the oilfields, typically as a Roughneck, and is caracterized by the following traits..
-likely has several tattoos

-drives a truck that is worth more than their house. They likely have a decal on the back of said truck that says "oilfield trash"
-is constantly covered in filth from working on the rig all day
-cusses every other word
-has never been married but has had many wives.

The true test to see if someone is oilfield trash is that they will feel a sense of pride in being called oilfield trash. They like it when people call them oilfield trash and its the highest honor for someone to call them that.
Mad driver: You dumb piece of oilfield-trash, your goddamn truck's exhaust is so strong it just killed my cat.

Oilfeild-Trash: Thank you sir. Your damn right this som' bittchin' truck is the shit, and the exhast only cost me $4000 dollars. Thats only a goddamn months pay for my sorry ass. I'll see your bitchass around.
by westtexaswildcatter January 9, 2012
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oilchecker

A euphemism for a guy who likes anal sex
He was known by all his close buddies to be an avid oilchecker.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 30, 2019
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Oildale Baby Rattle

A glass methamphetamine pipe containing one or more shard-like pieces of unmelted methamphetamine.
I loaded a fat chunk shard of bomb dope in my pipe and shook it around like and Oildale baby rattle.
by Llenar13 July 2, 2009
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oily fart

A fart that can occur while on certain meds or after eating certain foods that is similar to a shartbut much more liquidy. It can also leave a grease ring.
Paris Hilton: I better not wear white pants for a while
Nick Lachey : Why?
Paris: I'm on some meds to control my shopping sprees and they give me oily farts, I wouldn't want to leave a grease ring around my ass.
by iateamonkey June 27, 2006
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oila/oilo

Ashley- “yeah, my mom just got her taxes and she said she was gonna give me half
Maria- “ oila/oilo
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coochi oiler

A mathematical method used to solve second order differential equations. Named so because it makes all the coochi's wet. Ironically even after using this method mathematicians still can not get the coochi. (Also known as Cauchy-Euler)
My coochi oiler equation last night got soaked by my girlfriend so I had to start it over again.
by ProfessorNewton May 1, 2017
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