almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018

National Fighting Day

National Fighting Day is on October 26th. Feel free to start fights with anybody you see.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you know what day it is?
Guy 2: No, why?
Guy 1: It's National Fighting Day
*Guy 1 knocks Guy 2 out*

by SpellingBeeGod October 26, 2022

i dont fight

That’s the shooter speaking

Derek: You got an issue bud *bucks up*
Jordan: I dont fight . *proceeds to pull out the 9*

by MrAirItOut December 4, 2022

Koala Bear Fight

A variation of a bear fight. The koala bear fight is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (a Irish Car Bomb and a Jagerbomb consumed in rapid succession), followed by quickly drinking a can of Fosters.

Person 1: Hey mate, want to go get a round of koala bear fights?

Person 2: Do wombats poop cubes? You bet I do!

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Fight n Fuck

You fight her/him then fuck the brains out of them

She was playing around so i had to go over there and fight n fuck her

by Bmoney1070 June 14, 2018

Big Boris Fight

A sport where several people, (usually 2 to 6 participants) Encapsulate themselves in a sleeping bag with a hood. Only face is exposed. Standing up, the participants must jump and bounce around in an attempt to knock over your opponents.. last one standing is crowned BIG BORIS..
A typical Big Boris arena is a lounge room and by leaving pets and furniture such as coffee tables and pot plants around, adds to skill and injury level.

Hey bro, up for a Big Boris Fight. Grab ya sleeping bag.

by Joseph sproseph November 25, 2019

Alabama sword fight

When two guys have a sword fight with their penises and the loser has to get sex change surgery and get impregnated by the winner, mimicking the behaviour of pseudobiceros bedfordi.

I lost an alabama sword fight against my friend and have to get sex change surgery.

by Crazyjaks July 14, 2023