Nice Pants JJ

A phrase used to humiliate a scot who has pink and outrageous pants on.

Camera man: Okay, 3 2 1 say 'Nice pants JJ!'

JJ: Nooahh

by BigKbenj October 22, 2011

nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 31, 2011

nice shitepipe

If someone has a nice shite pipe, they have a tidy-as-fuck hole, in which someone would love to ram their bear cock up

Thomas: Jesus Christ, she'd get it, she has a nice shitepipe
Me: the fuck is a shite pipe?
Thomas: the hole, just the hole

by McGinnTheRealOG December 18, 2013

Niceing

When you complement yourself or pat yourself on the back after doing something that you think is worthy of praise. Another form of niceing is laughing at our own jokes.

Ugh, that king won't stop niceing. Doesn't he realize he's not funny?

Haha look at guy niceing himself! He has no shame.

*winks at self in the mirror* Mmm nothing like a healthy dose of niceing to start the day!

by Märne April 10, 2016

Nice

Someone who is visually taking risks for other people and being great to everyone by not breaking rules but breaking bones for other people.

She is very NICE

by WITHERED FOXY June 25, 2016

nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.

Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!

by DaHomie5000 March 6, 2017

nicea

The first name Nicea is of Greek origin. It is often a girl name.

Feminine form of Nicolas.

I want this girl to be my wife, her name is Nicea.

by tiredbluegirl March 22, 2017