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Nerd Battle

Noun: A battle between two people or groups who know so much about a subject (usually video games, popular shows, etc.) that is fought by debating about its facts that persons unknowing to the subject won't care or understand.

Verb: The act of blogging, debating, or any other form of competitive conversation between two people or groups to show how much they know about a subject to boost their ego by using long and complicated words.
Nerd 1: The language of the Revlas was first used by the Clymits in the second war of Ginlaya.

Nerd 2: No, it was used in the first war of Metablins, The Clymits did not even exist in the era of Holibomic and the language or Revla uses pronouns before adjectives while the Clymit language, Sorgnum, is uses adjectives after their verbs and phrases.

Random person listening to conversation or reading blog: Dude. what the crap are they talking about? I gata stop looking at these nerd battles...

*Note, all names are made up to make up a nerdy conversation
by Semi-nerd January 12, 2011
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Nerd Nigger

Someone that has a fresh mouth and thinks he or she is right.

Usually found in Counter strike 1.6
by vasHteHstampede April 12, 2009
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nerd alert

Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature
We're the kids that easily bruise
We're the geeks and the creatures
Outer space hillbillies from the moon
Get stupid on your time
Keep your geriatric biker fight
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're Alright
We're Alright
Well we both know that our day will come
The revolution has begun
So raise your fists and take a stand
With your super cool...
Super cool wrist bands!
We broke out
And now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
You'll never...!
We're fat, young and hungry
But we don't care
We got big old brains
Like Mexican candy
We got some complex flavor
Running up in here
So get stupid on your time
Get the bud bowl off the air
Diffuse the land mines
I'm alright
You're alright
We're alright
You know that your apathy
Became your enemy
And you did yourself in
Find out this phenomenon
Is running on and on
And we'll never give in...
We broke out
Now we're running crazy
Down the middle of the boulevard
(Spaced out!)
There's a nerd alert
There's a nerd alert
And you'll never, ever
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Never take us alive
Live...
by GeeGee July 26, 2008
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Nerd Burn

Medical condition known only to video game nerds.
Happens when a nerd is rotating their xbox 360 controller joystick so violently, they actually get a burn in the center of their hand. Similar to carpet burn, but on a much nerdier, less skanky scale.
Yeah dude. Theres a name for that. Its called a Nerd Burn.. fail.
by Knowsalottabout Nerds November 24, 2010
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stupid nerd

a person who acts nerdy but is actually really dumb
Teacher: Sorry "Bob" 49 divided by 7 is not 62
Nerd 1: L O L it's seven dork
stupid nerd: Oh my goodness, you're so hurtful
by fashizzleeps December 15, 2008
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Nerd

Nerd, like any other slang word, has many meanings. Some say a Nerd is just anyone who isn't socially skilled. Mainly though, nerds are intellectuals who place their hobbies, usually but not necessarily computers (other types of nerds include Sci-fi nerds, RPG nerds.. These can cross over with computer nerds. See geek). This does NOT mean they jack off to wired magazine, and it DEFINITELY doesn't mean they are usually gay 'out of necessity'. Nerds can be seen as generally more intelligent than 'normal' people, but this only makes up for their lack of 'social skills'. Actually, nerds do have 'lives' with high-paid jobs and communities of nerds, but aren't good at socialising with people who aren't other nerds.
Examples of nerd types:

Computer Nerd
Comic Book Nerd
RPG Nerd
Linux Nerd
Maths Nerd
Trekkie (Or a general Sci-Fi Nerd)

See Geek, practically the same meaning, different spelling and pronunciation.
by Your worst nightmare October 15, 2006
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Nerd

A person who help's you with your homework
Damn my homework is hard. I need a Nerd
by Trogdor October 15, 2006
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