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Night Ranger

When a woman motorboats an unconscious man’s butt crack while swinging his limp penis in a “helicopter dickcircular motion like a propeller. If he then wakes up, extends his arms, and flies around the room while she keeps motorin’, that becomes a Sister Christian.
We went out to dinner in his Tesla. Then he took me back to his place in Tiburon, we had a bottle of Rombauer chard, and he passed out. Whatever. I gave him a Night Ranger and took an Uber back to Novato.
by Oona Pelota April 26, 2020
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late night smore

when you let your load out on a girls body and then shit on top of that and lay down on those two and now you and her are the crackers, the load as marshmallows and shit as the chocolate.
I am hungry baby lets go outside and make some good late night smores with that burning fire
by schechter May 13, 2008
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Friday Night Dick Tap

The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.
Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!
by nnyklebe June 6, 2009
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Dark Night Diddler

The Nickname for a man whose sexual experience mainly includes fingering a wide vagina in the dark of the night under blankets. The girl then may try to diddle back to only find a pile of pubic hair.
My friends call me Pot Roast, The Dark Night Diddler, and the Crossing Guard!
by dunny. December 3, 2010
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Shayla night

An incredible night of hot sex with a beautiful intelligent woman that knows all the right places to touch, lick, and suck you.
Whoa look how happy Jerad looks! He must have had a Shayla night!
by pseudogirl66 June 27, 2011
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M. Night Shyamalan

When having anal sex and out of nowhere your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis
Tom had to drink Lysol for a month after his girl M. Night Shyamalaned directly into his mouth.
by Ligs June 3, 2019
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Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.
by The Jax May 2, 2007
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