by big bear941 April 10, 2014
Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.
Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy
by Art Izenkowskis March 24, 2024
When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
by cryptologies May 05, 2015
When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
by IDefinenow June 07, 2017
by sjdvs1776 April 11, 2024
When a girl is riding a guy cowgirl style and just before he is about to come, she punches him in the face. In his confusion he finishes as his eyes well up with tears.
My girl was upset I didn’t give her money to get her nails done. Later that night my girl was riding me and cowboy bepop-ed me right in the face, now I have a black eye.
by celloRav3 August 26, 2022