e-dad

A dad friend on the internet that has unofficially adopted you.

Oh yeah, he's my e-dad, he always checks up on me.

by KadesChaos March 27, 2023

Dad Thicc

Dad thicc is the body type of typically a Middle aged male similar to mom thicc, where as mom thicc refers to a woman with wide hips and large breasts, dad thicc refers to a man with large wide shoulders, large hairy forearms and a protruding and in some cases destined stomach, coupled with a general “beefy-ness”. Many males of the past 50 years have taken in the “dad thicc” ideal as there preferred body type and it is very easy to spot as it caters to no particular race or region of the country. “Dads” are most often seen in ether dark khaki slacks with a stripped polo shirt that seems overly tight or in faded blue jeans that will be pulled up to the bottom of the rip cage accompanied with a t-shirt tucked in the the jeans with or without a belt. The most common place to witness this marvel of nature is in shopping malls, little league games and Applebee’s all across America.

Man 1: dude I can’t wait to have a couple kids and get that “Dad Thicc” body
Man 2: me too man! I cant wait to go to cookouts in my leather sandals , drink beer and complain about my job.

by Boogaloo_boi February 23, 2018

Cool Dad

A man that loves to dance and sing around the house, loves to burst into rooms and bother you, loves his cars and to manage his lawn. But the one thing that will always be at the top of the list of things he loves, is his family

“Hey is that Cool Dad”
“Isn’t it obvious”

by Pluble December 5, 2020

Vanessa's Dad

Person who hates Tyler H cause he thinks he is dating her daughter

Vanessa- My Dad thinks were dating and docent want us to talk lol
Tyler- Bruv I didn't do anything other than carry bewares Vanessa's Dad

by vilagger999 November 1, 2020

Jaycek's Dad

Does not exist

Jaycek's dad does not exist

by FURIY October 11, 2022

dad eater

someone who hates their parents and spends their whole time on video games

"My friend is such a dad eater, he doesn't get off rust"

"Did you hear about Tanay? apparently he's a dad eater"

"I would never eat a dad eater, they are disgusting"

by uwuvik February 20, 2023

Dad head

A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.

Who's that dad head over there?

by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021