/ˈmʌfɪn man/
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
noun
1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"
by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 07, 2018
by Leysie December 11, 2007
a girl who is not a thug, but acts real hood, has a certain swag that is very down to earth and real
by Tshay December 02, 2006
{Gay Guy}: omg!!! i need to get a guy!!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!
{Girl to her gay best friend}: stop being such a horn muffin cutie!
by Fouldsy March 10, 2008
"Man, I was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden I decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look. Yeah, bro!"
by Paul Miracle November 15, 2007
A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
by Mike Clark February 13, 2006
The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.
by theprettiestbaglady October 28, 2008