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adams morgan 

The neighborhood in DC where John Dabney keeps it real, where we freestyle on 18th with the McDonalds beat in the background and where people from other hoods come to eat our overrated Jumbo Slices. Where we represent east north and west africa listening to Reggae at Bukom after eating our chicken shoarma at Khartoum.
While walking down 18th you can see the washington monument proudly erect in the horizon, showing we can keep it up even in front of the whole city. You can play some ball or tennis, listen to live bands at madams organ ( yes, the 26th best bar in america. That allows them to be rude and ask entrance free ).
The Moishe house is where the jews throw parties, and on ontario and euclid GW law school students get their free beer.
Shots occasionaly ring on euclid so you be sure to pack some heat.

"Where you from?" "Amsterdam, The Netherlands, but I live in Adams Morgan"

"That's awesome. I wish I lived there but I am too cool for you so I prefer wasting money to live amongst 50 year old bisexual snobs at Dupont circle, its close to wholefoods"

"I am hot like satan, rhyming with some caucasians, representin on 18th"

A Morgan 

A Morgan is the best thing you can have in your life, they're not gay but they'll show you a titty to cheer you up.
I would marry A Morgan if I were gay
A Morgan by OrphanedKitten April 5, 2019

Matthew Morgan

A local englishman who originated in the county of lincolnshire. He was convicted for rape and sexual assault of his own mother while she was asleep. Due to this he is now no longer allowed to work with kids due to the fear that he may just "bend them over".
Man 1: Did you hear about that rapist?
Man 2: What, the one who did a Matthew Morgan?
Man 2: Yeah, he literally bummed a kid down an ally way
Matthew Morgan by Mell Morgan June 22, 2017

Craig Morgan 

Craig Morgan (Greer) is a multi-platinum country recording artist from Dickson, Tennesee, which is West of Nashville.

Ten year Army Veteran with Airbone and JumpMaster certifications, and memeber of the 101st and 82nd Airborne Division (101st Screamin' Eagles), and father of five.

The most epic blonde I know, and will always have your back. He is a great brother according to his sibling, Joeseph Greer, whom I have met and talked with.

Craig Morgan is an inspiration to all who listen, and should be more well known than he is. :)

(Also, Voted Hottest Blonde Country Artist 2011, and Hottest Male Country Performer in the 40s age range division 2011)

Some well known songs include "Almost Home", "That's What I Love About Sunday", "Redneck Yacht Club", "International Harvester", "Tough", "Love Remembers", "Bonfire", "God Must Really Love Me" "Little Bit of Life", "Still A Little Chicken Left On That Bone" and his current Number One Hit "This Ole Boy".

He is patriotic, talented, sexy and all over amazing!
(And those blue eyes are to DIE for)
Person 1: "Who is this Craig Morgan guy?"

Person 2: "Only the most epic, sexy, talented, blonde man in the country music business! He is an inspiration to all who listen and who got me into writing music! His voice is like that of a Tennessee Angel, and he's not the redneck people make him out to be! He's patriotic! He's proud! He's an amazing man!"

Example 2: Every boy in their right mind who wants to go into the music business envies this Craig Morgan for his talents and his looks.

Example 3: All the females swoon at Craig's concerts, hoping that they will be chosen to go on stage...

Example 4: Women can't help but get lost in the saphirres he calls his eyes, and men with brown eyes or eyes of a lesser blue invy his irises.

Nyjer Morgan 

to be a bigger douche bag/cocky asshole than Brandon Phillips
Nyjer Morgan is just as overrated as Brandon Phillips and only gets recognition for being a flamboyant homo instead of his actual performance in baseball
Nyjer Morgan by GoBaseball September 9, 2011