MonstaXsexual

A person who is Attracted to The K-pop group named Monsta X.

Hey,Cutie,I like you ...Wanna date?
Sorry,I'm MonstaXsexual

by Im_Tania January 2, 2021

monster mole

A giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. A mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.

Wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

Easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

by madmanblake February 8, 2007

monostache

A man or women whose eyebrows connect and are bushier in the middle than they are normally.

A mustache that is somehow connected to a persons eyebrows

Most people with these have a mullet or think they are a farmer.

Damn Heindl has a big ass monostache

Damn how did that guy get a monostache

by Farmerhater August 28, 2009

minstant

A minstant is a time frame between a few seconds and a minute.

It is a combination between the words "minute" and "instant."

"I've got to drop off a check, I'll be back in a minstant."

by lil'le December 11, 2009

Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.

Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.

by DryMaster December 17, 2010

Mongstafarianism

(proper noun) (Mongstafarian) A religion that emerged in the United States of America in the 1980's as a result of the mongoloid war of independence.

Who wants to come worship at the church of Mongstafarianism?

by sup3rm0nk3y August 22, 2011

Monster Bishops

Bishops controlling open diagonals, and often aimed at the opponent's King.

I couldn't get my pieces into play, my position was terrible! If I could only trade off my worthless Knights for his Monster Bishops.

by DecemberTwentynine March 12, 2015