Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 5, 2019
Get the Jesus fucked a monkey! mug.The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
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• Monkey-monkey
• monkey monkey football
• monkey monkey sal
• Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon
• monkey see monkey do
• Monkey see monkey do'd
• the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire
• Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
• fun monkey (aka front monkey)
Tylers favourite midnight snack
Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.
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Get the Monkey Rape mug.Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Finger mug.1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
by Gangstablu January 5, 2011
Get the Gooch Monkey mug.Drunken monkey sex is when you pleasure your partner so incredibly well that when done he/she walks as if they were indeed a drunk monkey.
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