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Mikey

Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟
Mikey is a stumpy fingered prick
by Pugz lee November 22, 2021
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Mikey

Mikey is genuinely such a good person to be around. he’s a great friend and an amazing boyfriend.

if you piss him off he’ll knock you out without a doubt tho
person:What’s your name?
mikey: Mikey!
person:heyyyy ;)
by mommy long legs November 22, 2021
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Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut

With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.
Hi Mikey how are you
by Bluebucks November 22, 2021
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A Mikey is a rolliepolly of a guy - a cute little Oompa Loompa you just want to put in a kitchen cupboard and take out to tickle every so often when you’re seeking amusement. Although timid at first, a Mikey - when sufficiently aroused - can be quite vivacious.
I want to pull that Mikey out of the cupboard and tickle him like a little Oompa Loompa.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Mickeyy

An awesome, nice, caring person beautiful on the inside and out! Some Mickeyy’s are super shy but warm up very quickly depending on the circumstance.

They’re very hard to find, Mickeyy is super rare and if you one don’t ever lose them.
At first I was like “…..mmm mickeyy…..” then I was like bro this isn’t a joke….anymore.
by Ohner November 23, 2021
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he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet
mikey cool asf
by heybyelol November 23, 2021
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Tall, dark and handsome with a massive penis.
There's something about Mikey.
by MikeyisEpic November 24, 2021
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