Minecraft

The act of drunk driving

My uncle was minecrafting last night.

by BrickIsGone April 17, 2023

Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper

"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price

by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022

Minecraft Shovel

A Minecraft tool. Used to make grass path blocks.

Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"

by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020

Minecraft

A game made by Philza

Person: I’m playing Minecraft!”
You: “Hey Philza made that game!

by LamebowLive October 19, 2021

Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.

“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”

by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022

minecraft

a shitty game where people complain about people playing games killing minecraft because "MinEcRaFt Is ActUaLly NerDy!!" even though that makes it 100000,0000,0000 times worse. it also looks shitty as fuck, oh and they like to build swastikas too. somehow minecrafters think nerds get any pussy. they dont. nerds get gassed like they deserve to. oh and theyre weebs too.

people who play minecraft should be gassed

by gladiatorblaster September 16, 2020

minecraft

minecraft is god he who worships minecraft is great and has power like no other minecraft give rewards like no other to worshipers

minecraft is god. i am of the religion minecraft

by caden person December 13, 2020