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Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
Michael by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
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Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
Michael by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.
Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!
Michael by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022
He so cool (usually has a big ass penis) he looks so hot and so god damn sexy.
Bro Michael took my bitch he’s so cool though..
Michael by Lil man man December 26, 2022
Michael: Michael is a very outgoing person. He is someone who isn’t shy to do things. He’s not afraid to take risks or give his all. Michael’s are also very athletic. They like to do as much as they can to maintain a good body and skill set. Michael’s are also very caring. They know a way to a girls heart and are very good with their words. They put their best forward for people they love and care about. If you ever need advice go to a Michael they know what to do because they have the experience with juts about anything. You will be a very lucky friend if you have a Michael because he will always be there for you when you need him. If you have a Michael as a boyfriend then you already know you are the most specials d important girl in the world. He makes you feel completas and perfect. He loves everything about you and will never stop loving you not even after death. And if you have a Michael as a son/cousin/brother/family member you should be very proud of him. He always treats people with up most respect and never fails to impress. Anyone who has a Michael in their life should be very grateful
Person 1: isn’t Michael juts amazing

Person 2: ya he know everything
Michael by Laddy January 1, 2023
Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know
Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?
Michael by Raul bro3000 January 17, 2023
He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.
Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”
Michael by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023