Michael

Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know

Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?

by Raul bro3000 January 17, 2023

Michael

Someone who plays the cello. Michaels love horse abuse, and usually sing the nazi anthem.

Michael you have a stain on your shirt

by Stain on your shirt kid November 11, 2022

Michael

Person who loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first

Michael loves gray morest than mostest and means it morest than mostest and said it first and it is a fact as it is on this website.

by Lunchboxturt November 17, 2022

Michael

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals

"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.

by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022

Michael

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.

"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.

by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022

Michael

The most amazing, popular, fun loving, sarcastic son of a bitch you’ll ever meet. He can be nice, caring, supporting, and talkative all the time. But get on his bad side, he can call you out, and if you pick a fight with him, he’ll whoop your butt and will not hesitate to fight dirty if necessary. He’s also great at talking with the ladies and will use a combination of flirting and friendship to court the women whether to be friendly, to having a one time stand, or to get a girlfriend. He may think that he can be insecure sometimes, but deep down, he knows he’s got plenty of friends and his family to support him in every way possible.

Chad: Check that dude out, what’s his name again?

Rodney: That’s Michael, one of the newbies here
Mikayla: I think he’s a fox!

by Jackus Blackus December 6, 2022

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023