Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.

"mountain men ain't shit"

by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 20, 2020

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A person seeking to keep the church from being disenfranchised.

anti-dis-establish-men-tar-ian is a person, and a anti-dis-establish-men-tar-ian-ism is a mindset.

by TrueBlueHue1 August 27, 2023

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I'm angry when anger is appropriate. I don't watch porn. My dopamine has nothing to do with how I choose to spend my time. I don't doubt that I could get a RELATIONSHIP because this fat piece of shit over here who has never improved in any way shape or form is in a relationship. I don't want a relationship and the thing I DO want is reserved entirely for fat-cocks and the rich.

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by Hym Iam February 11, 2024

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