Matt

A bug, or a troll.
Lives off the satisfaction of trolling others
For Example, opening loud crinkly pretzel bags during tests
Likes to move hands around while talking
If the troll starts to walk towards you, beware and run the opposite direction.

Friend 1: Ugh, I just met some horrible monster who got on my nerves.
Friend 2: Was it Matt?
Friend 1: How did you know?!

by cheery chaplin April 24, 2013

matt damon

one of the best actors in hollywood. he is one of the few that actually chooses only good roles, not crappy ones unlike his untalented best friend, ben affleck.

matt damon is a better actor than ben affleck.

by Dick Darlington October 16, 2004

marty hard

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.

don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.

by george January 20, 2005

Matt Davis

Neville Longbottom look alike.

That mother fucker Matt Davis sure does look like Neville Longbottom.

by theotherguyallday February 23, 2010

mattaface

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"

Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!

by ghetto fab May 8, 2003

Dirty Martyna

Someone who is obsessed with drugs, alcohol and food. She’s the friend no one considers ever their best friend and she just sits in her room and eat and cry all day.

Wow you really have been a Dirty Martyna lately.

by slutty_cow May 2, 2020

Mattygrams

a term of endeerment; a nickname given to anyone with the name matt or matthew; the best nickname in the history of nicknames

Cara: "I love you mattygrams"
Matt: "I love you too"

by cara-cakes March 19, 2009