v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.
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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?
by gnostic3 March 24, 2022
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Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”
Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “
by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025
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Get the Masked Man mug.When you ejaculate on your partner’s face and then have them roll their face in a pile of paper money. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep.
by Biggest Boss Man May 23, 2021
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~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
~inspired by the fusion of the urban slang term 'Australian kiss' denoting a form of intimate affection in the oral region and 'Gas Mask' which symbolizes the use of protective gear against odorous or contaminating elements."
My girlfriend gave me an Australian Gas Mask last night after I ate too much Taco Bell and she wanted her pussy licked even tho I couldn’t get off the toilet.
by The JD Guy February 16, 2024
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