A Sparten mask is were you hang you nuts and penis over a women/men face and scream “THIS IS SPARTEN”
by L. O. L February 22, 2021
Something that conventionally unattractive people use to hide themselves from the general public. These people may not be as pretty as they seem, but until they take of the mask, you’ll never see it coming.
“Gosh, dude, when I brought he back from the bar and she took off her mask, she was the ugliest girl I’d ever laid my eyes on!”
“Yeah, she was probably mask fishing”
“Yeah, she was probably mask fishing”
by sub_urban_get_it May 05, 2023
this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!
person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this
by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021
by nathanswm July 21, 2020
When one wears a Comfy while defecating on the toilet and the comfy is fitted around the toilet bowl with their head inside this enclosed space.
“How do you think you got pinkeye Fred?”
“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”
“Probably that reverse gas mask I did after eating that 5$ Chalupa Box from Taco Bell”
by Fred’s Chalupa April 21, 2024
by SpirantGalaxy February 27, 2025