ten masked men 

a great death metal cover band that takes pop songs and makes them metal

members:
* Mark "The Mauler" Hutson
* Dave "The Chef" Hutson
* Apocalypse Al
* Battle Damage Davies
* Pablo "The Snoot"
* Ross Well "The Incident"
* Billy Bub "The Janitor"
* Gary "The Gimp" Hearns
* Neil "Numbnut" Matthews
* Martin "Meathead" Matthews
its a shame this is the first definition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwuLlIUnamI
ten masked men cover ^

ten masked men by beyoself1993 December 16, 2008

maskus felices 

the metaphorical mask you put on if you are really depressed and dying underneath, so that you appear to be a happy, normal person.

I hate my life and really want to kill myself but I have to go to work so i better put on my maskus felices

maskus felices by cloudstyla46 May 28, 2010

MaskSaint 

self righteous idiots in my neighborhood who think that wearing a mask will save the rest of us.

"So you are willing to wear a mask but that's the limit to what you will do to protect others? Otherwise it's just too much work, so fuck them - you must be a MaskSaint"

MaskSaint by Conspiracy Realist July 11, 2020

Maskurbation 

Wearing the low-priced malfunctional mask everywhere, fearing of virus or other disease attack.

This guy is totally under maskurbation for the whole week, while he didn't ever wash his hands after peeing!

Maskurbation by Nione11 April 4, 2020

Anti-masker 

Anti-maskers are the new anti-vaxxers. They are a new, more resilient breed of stupid that comes in swarms.

Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".

This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.

As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.

They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.

Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.

News on City TV: Hundreds of protesters gathered downtown for most of the afternoon on Saturday, calling for an end to the COVID-19 lockdown measures. The group of anti-maskers were carrying signs and shouting slogans, and caused traffic slow downs. Calling themselves ‘freedom fighters’, they say they are defending their constitutional rights and freedoms.

Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Anti-masker by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2020

Maskerbator 

One who wears a surgical mask to protect oneself or others from the coronavirus in a situation where it is essentially impossible to spread or contract the disease.

“ I was driving Down the highway the other day and I saw a maskerbator out for a walk.”

Maskerbator by Don Labios April 7, 2020