mexican dustbuster

When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.

Maria gave old man Clyde a Mexican DustBuster last night.

by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016

mexican backrub

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua walks on your back while your girlfriend is trying to give you a massage.

Hey honey why don't you and the Chihuahua give me a Mexican backrub?

by Mr. GL April 15, 2017

mexican jew byrd

A Mexican Jew Byrd is a non-aryan sub-culture minority replication of a Skinbyrd; the female version of a Skinhead.

"She got the boots but her color is all wrong, she must be a Mexican Jew Byrd."

by French23 June 3, 2017

mexican seven up

Mexican beer with a lime in it.

Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.

by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017

mexican short bus

The act of using taco sause or salsa as lubricant either for the anus or vagina

We ran out of lube last night so while rosita wasn't looking i gave her a mexican short bus

by Crazy mandy September 14, 2017

Mexican Turtle

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

Mexican Teletubbie

When you put your legs behind your head and your partner wears a teletubbie headband and bull rams the top of the headband into your Ass

Hey John any plans for tonight?

Ya dude I'm gonna Mexican Teletubbie my girlfriend tonight

by MTinside January 28, 2018