Locked Door

After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.

Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...

by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011

Barrel Licker

An insult to a person who only has one talent.

Broseph, you're such a barrel licker.

by derp_chirp April 4, 2011

Lid Licker

A coffee weilding lesbian who likes to lick the cream out of a tight lid.

Lesbian says to another lesbian while at a coffee house "I can tell that you're a fantastic lid licker."

by eZillyamuZed April 26, 2011

licker

A person who chats shite and hashes like they're cool. Also someone who thinks they can skull at a ridiculous pace, but can't.
In general.. just a tube.

"Aw can't wait ta head out this wknd and get loaded!"
- "What a licker"

by eknbhoy January 13, 2011

Cun licker

A licker of cun, cun being anything that is found to be disgusting, tasty, deadly, etc. etc.

What a cun lick!" "hey, whats that cun lick doin?" "How many cun lickers are on this ship?"

by N8balls January 26, 2011

Window-Licker

A slang term for someone who is very slow or dim-witted.

First Guy: Dude, what's with Paul?

Second Guy: I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus and was a window-licker.

First Guy: Well that explains the helmet.

by ChubbyPuppy0093 May 3, 2011

Pig Lickers

From Famous Dave’s (a barbecue restaurant chain in the Midwest) comes PIG LICKERS – a strip of Nueskes, apple-smoked bacon dipped in dark chocolate, sprinkled with sea salt and served chilled.

Your brow may furrow but the crisp, smoky-sweetness and the fatty mouth feel of Pig Lickers - is not just good but “foodgasmic“.

by ChristopherPistopher May 12, 2011