Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

oily-knob

founded by sailors in the late 20th century, the grease used to cook the food also became the grease that cooked cocks, therefore revolutionising the speed for cooks around the world to plan a quick gay gangbang

rich has grease all down his shirt from sucking an oily-knob

by APR May 8, 2003

Cheddary cheesey knob

Martin daly grouse has the most cheddary cheesey knob in the entire universe

Wash your dirty cheddary cheesey knob Martin

by Martins mate April 2, 2023

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Knobbing

The act of two or more bald males rubbing their hairless heads together in a friendly manner as a sign of greatness in the name of baldness.

Those bald-headed guys are knobbing to show their approval of their masculinity.

by BaldMursesUnited September 14, 2023

Hot Knob

Used to describe something very hot

Man this room is like walking into a hot knob

by You dont need to know my name, just that i was here July 7, 2007

Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.

1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.

by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018