Kissing The Cherry

when a guy has sex with a virgin girl but doesnt go in far enough to pop her cherry , is often known as ''paddling around in the pool''
Girl 1 : man i was well dissapointed when he only kissed my cherry :(
Girl 2 : oh that sucks i remember when my boyfriend was only kissing the cherry but i forced him into me
by The Black PowerRanger ! December 1, 2010
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Spider Kiss

When a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your dick into her mouth like Spiderman kissing Mary Jane, but with your dick.
Female: "I had such a great time spider kissing your dick all last night."
Male: "Whatever bitch, I'm busy and shit. Deuces!"
by Spyreman January 26, 2015
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moon kiss

The act of two people putting their butts together till their buttholes touch as if they were kissing with their lips.
It was unpleasant to moon kiss after eating spicy Mexican food.
I asked him if he wanted to moon kiss. He said no because it would hurt his hemorrhoid.
by VaJoeJoe September 14, 2013
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australian kiss

Same as a french kiss except its down under.

PS!
Some dumb twit wrote this as a definition of an american kiss instead of australian... I wonder why he thinks "down under" is in the north... lol
If you know what a french kiss is and you know what "down under" means, you'll know what an australian kiss is. Get it?
by Ultra Anno December 14, 2008
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kissing cousin

A "kissing cousin" is any cousin that is not a first cousin. In most places in the world, first cousins may not have sex and have babies. But, in most cultures second cousins, and higher can have sex and babies. Degree of cousinship is determined by how many generations the shared ancestor is removed from the individual closest to the generation of the shared ancestor.
If we share the same grandparent we are first cousins, and therefore should avoid physical encounters with each other which might lead to sex. First cousins are NOT "kissing cousins." If we share the same great grandparent we are second cousins and are therefore able to kiss and do whatever we want, including having sex, and have babies together.
by Fredric Roe September 5, 2008
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kiss ass

Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.
Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"
by Smack jack March 13, 2010
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Anaconda Kiss

The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.
Lance: "What is that brown smudge on the back of your balls?"
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."
by CATFOOODS September 3, 2013
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