jonathong

Having or containing a 3XL-4XL thong that is tight around your croch or head. Soon to be a famous brand.

Dude, you have a jonathong on your head!!

by t3rd December 6, 2006

Jonathon

The name of a paticuarly annoying friend or incident. Could be used to replace "moist".It is the word for someone or something that is so annoying or idiotic that it cannot be explained any other way.

"Dude, I had such a Jonathon day"

"I hate that guy. He's such a Jonathon"

"My girlfriend broke up with me"
"Jonathon times for you"

by don'tforgetthemilk1414 November 13, 2011

Johnathan

A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.

God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!

by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014

Johnathan

A fuckin weeb

Johnathan is such a weeb

by TaKshi69420 December 3, 2019

Johnathan

He is fat, gets no girls, has very ugly skin, has chapped lips. Johnathan is a type of boy you’ll want out of your life, he acts white

You will never want a Johnathan in your life

by Very honest May 21, 2018

jonathanwtfux

A awesome stickam person. loves to make rainbows and mess with people.
wtfux stands for what the fux.
usally hates on sarkis because sarkis's are losers who use girls.
wtfux is also cool and you should put wtfux at the end of your name.

guy 1 - wtfux is so awesome
guy 2 - yeah so is jonathanwtfux
guy 1 - yeah i wanna be a wtfux!
girl 1 - me too!

by jonathanwtfuxxx February 23, 2010

jonathansexual

When you are simping over the actor Jonathan brandis!

I simp for Jonathan so I’m a Jonathansexual!

by Luna Michael January 24, 2021