fountain job

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.

Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.

by It'safountainjob January 3, 2018

Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!

by jeever November 3, 2017

peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex

I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.

by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016

Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job

I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park

by BeeMan47 January 13, 2017

job interview

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.

Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"

by Krkič December 9, 2019

main job

Used to counter the sentence you have said before hand and turn whatever you said into the opposite meaning. Typically used when being sarcastic

I like my math class,main job

by Shiftme February 22, 2020

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020