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Burrito Job

its when you get a handjob with your dick in a burrito and the girl eats the burrito after you cum into it,
-true burrito job will have extra guac and be warm.

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Becky gave me the nastiest burrito job after school today, she even went home and ate it in front of her parents!
by jeever November 3, 2017
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peg job

Getting a blow job while also getting anal sex
I got a peg job from my two best friends last night, Ben and jerry. Then we had ice cream.
by Mumphry999 April 30, 2016
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Bee job

It's like a blow job but you stick your dick in a bee hive and you get a bee job
I'm going to go get a bee job from that bee hive at the park
by BeeMan47 January 13, 2017
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Blanal job

The act of post anal where ur dick is black covered with shit then u make ur bitch suck the dick until the dick is visible again
John: my bitch gave me the best blanal job last night

Mom: kink shit
by Cuckshky buckshky October 17, 2019
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Succ Job

Blow job but it's a vacuum cleaner succing. And it doesn't stop succing. You might lose your dick to a succ job.
OH YES I GOT A SUCC JOB! I HAVE NO DICK BUT I NUTTED OUT BOTH OF MY BALLS AT ONCE! ~Micheal K. Reviews
by DickMcRockHard October 23, 2019
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Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm
She gave him a band job, lucky fucker
by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021
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Dry Job

When the wrinkly old man in the gym locker room is drying his balls with the hand dryer.
Professor John is back at it again getting a dry job in the locker room.
by Saggier Man July 13, 2021
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