The shittiest town ever, crackheads, sluts, fuckboys, drunks. POTHEADSSSSS but they aren't bad tbh. if you don't smoke or drink you aren't cool so pick up some pot and alcohol and stop being a pussssyyyyy.
by stonersunite July 11, 2017
Get the florence, new jerseymug. When a woman, most likely with her name in gold around her neck and big hair, digs her long fake nails in to a mans ass while performing fellatio, leaving bloody nail marks.
"Dude, my ass has claw marks from hanging with my girl Snookie last night!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
"Let me see! Woah!!! She totally gave you a Jersey Nail Job!"
by Cherry Hills July 22, 2014
Get the Jersey Nail Jobmug. Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."
by Gustation April 19, 2018
Get the New Jersey Squealermug. south jersey hicks have southern accents, drive around in rusty old pick ups to the purposly loud, over exagerated pimped out ones equipped with any kind of light you can think of with lots of stickers(including the confederate flag bumper sticker) usually has an expensive paint job. they are loud, annoying, stubborn, obnoxious,and unfourtunately have the brain the size of an acorn. Likes to ride quades or any type of vehicle that has a motor with a confederate flag on the back , most likely a racist dumb ass.
ashley: did you see those "south jersey hicks" riding in the back of that truck with the confederate flag?
taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!
taylor: uh, yeah (yells) GO BACK TO ALABAMA COUSINFUCKERS!!!
by smilez81 August 3, 2010
Get the south jersey hickmug. People in New Jersey really don't have as thick of an accent as people think although most people say trent'n instead of trenton (same applies to other words ending in the ton sound...Oh and NO ONE SAYS JOISY!!
"We're goin' down to Trent'n....you commin'?"
"Your New Jersey accent isn't what I though it would be."
"Your New Jersey accent isn't what I though it would be."
by Tori222 May 22, 2009
Get the New Jersey Accentmug. Fear the NJ Monster for it is fucking huge.
It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!
It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS
It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!
It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.
It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,
it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA
It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.
and he's gonna get YOU
RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
It's like New Jersey only... it's A MONSTER!!!!!!
It's 300 MILES TALL and it kills SPACESHIPS
It's also as WIDE AS NICO RAAAAWWWWGGGG!!!!!!!
It's legs are made of "SUPER IRON" RRRAWWWGGGG!!!! which is like IRON exept it's LIKE FLESH only it's made of A MILLION BILLION BLACK HOLES.
It's body is made of WHITE HOLES which neutralizes the black hole's gravity vacumes,
it's CLAWS are made of SUPER NOVAS and when they hit stuff it causes another SUPER NOVA
It's face is made of trees EVIIIILLL TREES and its TEETH are made of HELL the real HELL that DANTE wrote about, exept they're TEETH EVVVILLL HELL TEETH RRRAAWWWGGG.
and he's gonna get YOU
RRRRAWWWWGGG!!!!
by Alexander D'Arata-Newby March 13, 2004
Get the The New Jersey Monstermug. Probably the Best freaking public school in the state of New Jersey, and maybe even the Tri-State area. TCNJ's students are made up of some of the best leftovers that didn't have the money to afford Princeton. Many people tend to think of TCNJ in terms of Rutgers, but anyone with an STD can get into Rutgers. It takes a solid SAT score and an over-achiever's roster of extra-curriculars to get into The College. It may not be an Ivy, but it's definitely a Public Ivy. And, as the New York Times said, it's not just The College, it's "The HOT College."
Any SMART student that doesn't go to Rutgers, Rowan, Montclair, William Patterson (Willie P), Stockton, Rider, or Kean.
Some of TCNJ's best include an awesome group of (probably overpaid) student Ambassadors.
Mostly New Jersey students, but the 10% of out-of-staters include: New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Masschusettes, California, Arizona, Washington, and Kansas.
"Hey! Are you going to be one of the 10,000 sluts going to attend Rutgers with me in the fall?!"
"Well, I got in there. But, I got into The College of New Jersey as well. So, I figured I'd go to the better school. Plus, I like not having the HIV."
Some of TCNJ's best include an awesome group of (probably overpaid) student Ambassadors.
Mostly New Jersey students, but the 10% of out-of-staters include: New York, Pennsylvania, Maryland, Delaware, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Masschusettes, California, Arizona, Washington, and Kansas.
"Hey! Are you going to be one of the 10,000 sluts going to attend Rutgers with me in the fall?!"
"Well, I got in there. But, I got into The College of New Jersey as well. So, I figured I'd go to the better school. Plus, I like not having the HIV."
by Roscoe the Lion January 13, 2009
Get the The College of New Jerseymug.