K-Y Jelly

The stuff you use to make sure the donkey doesn't get hurt while you're pumping it.

"Try to go easy on the ass and use K-Y Jelly."

by Mednub May 28, 2006

Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period

Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"

by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008

peanut butter jelly

The peanut butter jelly is also a dance that goes with the song..and they do different actions in the song..like pretending their swinging a baseball bat..and ALL OF THIS IS FROM MIAMI..if you wanna see the dance watch trick daddy's video titled "shutup"..theres a little boy that they show on the field doing it..and theres another kid doin it in a store...you cant miss them cuz theres only 2 kids dancing in it..it might be the same kid in both scenes..lol did the kid on this page actually say "peanut butter jelly means jackin off" lmao...wrongggg

"do the peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat"

by Chris November 13, 2004

Spicy Moose Jelly

The same condition that occurs to create Moose Jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the butt/asshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as Thai food, Mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. Spicy Moose Jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the anus from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.

Darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. At lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office Super Bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. For dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite Thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy Thai noodles. Her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. During a morning meeting, Darlene attempted to pass gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with Spicy Moose Jelly. She sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

organic jelly beans

rabbit waste found during Easter that children may pick up and eat, mistaken for jelly beans during an Easter Egg Hunt.

I peed my pants when I saw the kids running around gobbling up the organic jelly beans near the church lawn.

by Mills fokk August 1, 2009

Juicy Jelly Jusun

This is a term you would use to call out a hardstuck bronze with no maidens, no balls, no bitches, no butthole, and no ass.

Juicy Jelly Jusun is ass and valorant no cyap.

by the tru buba August 4, 2022

Jelly of the Month Club

A midwestern way of saying: Christmas Bonus, without coming across as pompous or fortunate to receive one.

My Jelly of the Month Club came in the mail, let's go to Chili's tonight.

by aposii December 16, 2022