Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

A spicy Jason

Accidentally getting a spicy substance on one's penis.

E.g. ghost pepper powder.
And asking for or receiving a blowjob.

She was given a spicy Jason.

by BiscuitJ October 11, 2021

Jason Rodriguez

Jason Rodriguez has small PP, I would know

Jason Rodriguez has such a small pp

by DragonKing18500 July 5, 2022

Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog

Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker

by Hubblefuzzle February 13, 2024

Jason

A Ghanian pigeon who is 4 ft 2 and his hair is like a fucking bush. Loves white girls and he also has a small dick

Jason is a Ghanian pigeon.

by Reliable definitions November 25, 2021

Jason

Jason is a kind, ironically funny person, who when in a relationship he would do anything for the women he loves. Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s tend to wait for the right person for a relationship, and may fail along the way, but in the end he turns out triumphant. Jason tends to go though a variety of emotions, and are very sensitive, but are amazing in bed.

Jason made love to his girlfriend, and skateboarded of into the night.

by Brooklyn Kuhan December 6, 2021

Jason

A relatively nice guy who the girls are all over. Jasons like to take Jewish holidays off even if they aren't 100% Jewish. Often times they are a drama queen about the stupidest of things. Jason's are also tons of fun to piss off.

Dude that guy is such a fucking Jason.

I know he took off russiashauna

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 30, 2019