Jessicaed

( verb) To make plans with people and at the last second have a never ending list of reasons why you can't go.

I was going to go to the concert but then the bitch Jessicaed me when I showed up to pick her up. That whore.

by Butt licker Brad August 7, 2023

jessica craig

some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...

Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"

by Jessica-May June 5, 2017

Jessica May Davies

A really hot girl!

Zac: Have you seen Jessica May Davies!
Bryce: Yeah, she’s a total hottie!

by Coconut CooCoo May 22, 2020

hittting a jessica

yap and yap and yap.

bro stop hittting a jessica

by grogor January 18, 2025

Jessica

A name that just screams married at twenty

Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)

by N-doggster January 2, 2024

National Jessica and Keri Day

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.

It’s National Jessica and Keri day we have to get to the bar

by Jfalls November 14, 2023

Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends

"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024