Disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of life without saying goodbye or notifying everyone first
by _cerealkiller December 22, 2021
by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024
Person 1: Do you know who Jessica Woo is?
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN
Person 2: No, who is she?
Person 3: She's The BENTO BOX QUEEN
by Foodie94 March 16, 2022
What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
Jessica shaee Williams is one of a kind and surely a real blonde. She's got 10 personalities happening at once. She can be sweet as candy or hell on wheels all depends on how others treat her. When she's feed up she's feed up. She's beyond loyal and faithful. She loves more then she should give.
by J*shaee March 20, 2023
1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 13, 2021
Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3
Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.
Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?
Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison
by jess' luva <3 January 17, 2022