This sex move begins with a houdini (also said to be a david copperfield) but instead of running outside to the window, you instead penetrate your friend from behind while he penetrates your girlfriend. This act is a good way to break up with a cheating girlfriend and also a way to fuck your friend for whatever reasons you may have.
My friend owed me money and my bitch was cheating on me so I screwed them both by giving my friend an italian job.
by Baron von Bentova October 03, 2008
It smells like italian dressing in here.
by BrandiNicole September 22, 2008
a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
by MC peepants October 10, 2010
by Jean Binoche October 06, 2007
Guy 1: So, did Erin do anything special for your birthday?
Guy 2: Yeah! She gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie!
Guy 1: NICE
Guy 2: Yeah! She gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie!
Guy 1: NICE
by gryph April 05, 2014
Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting
My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
by ButtPirateSevenSeas January 07, 2016
When you put your pizza with ketchup or pineapple
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius
The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq
Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
Then oh boy
Ur gonna die
This is why you always monitor the nearest italian radius
The normal radius is about 5-10 miles this explains when many italians raiding your fucking house just because you put pineapple or ketchup on your fuckihg pizzq
Dont put anything disgusting on a italian food kids
The nearest italian acording to my nearest italian radius is 1 mile
Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza
Noooooooo-
Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
Accedentally puts pineapple on pizza
Noooooooo-
Every italians on a 10 mile radius : so you had chosen DEATH
by Your Local FBI agent September 09, 2021