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Yarl's Wood

Detention centre where private companies systematically rape vulnerable women with impunity. Protected by the British Home Office, which refuses Freedom of Information requests about the numbers of rape incidents on the basis that publishing the information would commercially harm the companies involved.
I hear Serco and G4S are raping like madmen at Yarl's Wood, but the government won't release the figures.

Gita: Sonia was Yarl's Wood last night.
Janine: What, you mean RAPED?
Gita: Uhuh.
by Bitumen June 14, 2016
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tyler woods

Tyler woods often has a small dick and often find enjoyment by jacking off to gay porn. Tyler woods will sometimes date guys but it’s often girls. A Tyler has weak sex game. They also look like Sid from toy story. He sometimes dates girls by the name of Maddie, Sara, Sommer, And Alyhia.
by Kellan Whinthorp June 4, 2019
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Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock
Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution
by willikowirl January 25, 2011
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Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.
Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.
by HeavyK March 19, 2012
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Wood clockin

The wood smoke is hittin it’s making you cough and get high as hell
Aye nigga this wood clockin
by Moetherealest June 8, 2022
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Split the Wood

When two girls, often friends, agree to engage in a threesome with a man. This mans' "wood" or penis is being "split"
Sally: I want to fuck Joe.
Sue: Me too!
Sally: We could "Split the Wood"
by C&M Definitions May 21, 2013
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jack wood

A man that loves to put penis into his rear cavity. All he thinks about is the next time he will get his rear end pounded. Is not attracted to females.
That guy jack wood likes dick.
by Bradyhuch December 4, 2019
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