internet girlfriend

n. A girl on the internet. Internet girlfriends usually have inflated egos because many guys hit on them (over the internet). Internet girlfriends are fat, ugly, smelly, have nappy hair, knobby knees, bruises, and are usually missing some teeth. Internet girlfriends usually hang around internet toughguys, so watch out, if you make fun of them... you might get called a "fag".

internet coolguy: "Oh yeah? Prove you're hot."

internet girlfriend: "Fine. Go to __(gamer picture website)__ and look up __(gamer tag)__."

internet coolguy: "Okay bitch. You wait right here."

(time passes)

internet coolguy: "(group laughing in background) Oh my God, yeah you're totally hot..."

internet toughguy: "You didn't even check you FAG!"

by JimChach January 25, 2006

internet policing

Internet policing is collection of activiies or strategies aimed at keeping the internet free of crimes.

activities involved in internet policing include electronic profiling,censorship, firewalling,encryption and regulation.

by Adebayo December 15, 2007

Internet Explorer

When downloaded it finds and modifies files that other web browsers would never touch. It has a tendency to break expensive applications and destroy ever-so-precious files. It cannot render pages designed for browsers other than itself and it is big, clunky and looks like shit. It was once a good browser but M$ decided to abuse its power and force everyone that buys Windoze to use it as a file browser (Windoze Explorer) and a web browser. It is like an ugly weed; once it has sprouted and grown it can never be truly killed because you always leave a small root that will grow back into the ugly weed.

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by 1010101010110001001100101 February 18, 2011

internet celebrity

Someone whose credibility ends where real life begins.

"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"

"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."

by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008

Internetextual

The act of communication through text with someone online. It includes email, im, chat, commenting, etc. Can be sexual in nature but doesn't have to be.

Gena: ~Glomps Dann with a hit and run hug.~ Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Dann: I am actually more of a fan of glomps happening in real life. But I will take your internetextual glomp gladly.

by Diamond Dann October 27, 2011

internet zombification

n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.

"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."

by Lee Warrick May 8, 2008

Internetational

A phenomenon that is famous worldwide, but only among internet users.

Lolcats have become an internetational phenomenon.

by FenriX October 21, 2008